Sunday, May 20, 2007

Judgment Day Predictions

Hey everyone, sorry about not getting my Judgment Day predictions up on Friday! I went out to a wedding anniversary and then my buddy came over afterwards to spend the night and well you get my point! I did'nt even get to watch Smackdown on Friday! One other thing I wanted to mention was to keep your comments coming and I would really like to hear all your thoughts on my "Ultimate WWE Storyline" entry. Anyways on to my Judgment Day predictions! Carlito vs. Ric Flair: I am pretty confident Carlito will win this one but hey, I have been wrong before! Should be a good match that will probally kick off Judgment Day. Junk's Pick: Carlito. MVP vs. Chris Benoit In A 2 out of 3 Falls Match for the WWE United States Championship: These two men have put on some excellent matches over the past month and this one [wich will probally end their rivalry] may end up being their best! Junk's Pick: MVP will become the new U.S. Champ in a close one! Shawn Michales vs. Randy Orton: I'm picking this one to steal the show! This should be an awesome match! Junk's Pick: Shawn Michales. Elijah Burke vs. CM Punk: I'm glad they put a ECW match not involving the ECW Championship on the card. These two are both talented and this should be a good one! Junk's Pick: CM Punk after the one of the New Breed members accidentally cost Burke the match. Edge vs. Batista For the World Heavyweight Championship: This one is a no brainer I think! Edge just won the title and therefore will keep it. Junk's Pick: Edge but I think Mark Henry will help him with the win setting up a feud between him and Batista. Bobby Lashley vs. Mr. McMahon, Shane McMahon, and Umaga I a 3 on 1 match For the ECW Championship: PLEASE LASHLEY WIN THIS! I can't stand anymore of Vince spitting on the legacy of ECW and it's Championship! Junk's Pick: Bobby Lashley. And onto the main event: John Cena vs. The Great Khali For the WWE Championship: Khali is not a good wrestler! In fact he is a terrible wrestler! But I think this will be a good match. A lot of people think ther will be a DQ of some kind in this match which sounds logical; but I'm going with: Junk's Pick: John Cena reatains the WWE Title after hitting the FU [for the first time] on Khali! Ther you have it my Judgment Day predictions! It is really late so I got to get going but just remember until next time: I'm Junk and you have just been Blogged!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Ultimate WWE Storyline

I was sitting around in my house; bored and nothing to do when it came to me: THE ULTIMATE WWE STORYLINE! So without further ado here it is: Vince McMahon makes his way to the ring near the end of Monday Night RAW. He stands in the ring a little while while the fans boo him and after about 2 miniutes or so he yells SHUT UP! Who are you to boo me? I am Vincent Kennedy McMahon! Self made billionare! I created the superbowl of wrestling Wrestlemania! Without me you would'nt even be here in this arena! In fact you should all bow down and worship the ground I walk on! I have taken out all of my competition and if I wanted to take out that "other" company [refering to TNA] I could do it right now! While I am on the subject of other companies let's talk about 2 companies I destroyed: WCW and ECW. I took wrestlers from them that where nobodies like Booker T and RVD and made them into Superstars! I won the ECW title and spit on their legacy! I bought out WCW and laughed in their faces! Pretty soon the originals from ECW will be gone, and Booker T or any other WCW wrestler will never, ever mention they worked for such a company. So I came out here to tell each and everyone of you people that the "old" ECW and WCW have No Chance of ever returning. In Fact they both have No Chance In- Hit Eric Bishoff's music and out he comes walking to the ring. Hello Vince. Do you rember Vince? Do you remember when we, WCW beat you in the ratings for a whole year? Or Do you remember how we had all the Legends like Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair and many more that you now like to call WWE Legends? Or do you remember how you copied off of us when you created D Generation-X? Oh yeah, everybody knows DX is nothing but a ripoff of the NWO! We could have beaten you anytime we wanted to, and I am here to tell you that WWE is not the ultimat company, no Vince the ultimate company is- Hit the old school ECW music and out comes Paul Heyman to what I would hope to be a great fan reaction. Heyman makes his way to the ring and says: Eric, Vince: I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU! First off Eric, WCW Sucked! The only thing you had going for you in WCW was the NWO and I have to say even our mockery of the NWO; the BWO was better! You made all of the great wrestling legends look like fools Eric! But enough about you Eric let me turn my attention to you: Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Vince you may have created Wrestlemania, you may be a billionare but I will never bow down to you! Vince the entire "Attitude Era" was a complete copy of the 3 letters that mean so much to me. My Company was Hardcore before TLC and Elimination Chambers! We where Lewd Crude and in your face before DX ever said Suck It! But My Company was more than that. There was amazing wrestlers Vince, yes wrestlers not superstars in my company. Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko, Rey Mysterio and many more all got national exposure first in my company! And then Vince I went bankrupt, and those 3 letters died. But then Vince you told me you were going to ressurect my baby, but little did I know you where going to kill it more than it ever had been killed before. You made "extreme rules" matches, you jobbed out my originals and you wore my babies championship! You killed my extreme baby! You took it from it's hardcore womb and exposed it to the world of sports entertainment! Vince looks away from Heyman like he is bored and Heyman yells: LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU, YOU WORTHLESS PEICE OF CRAP! I am here to tell you that my company was better than World Championship Wrestling, better than World Wrestling Entertainment because my company was ECW!!!!!! A huge ECW chant would probally break out. After along stare down between the 3 men Vince proposes an idea: At Summerslam you Eric, you Paul, and myself Vincent Kennedy McMahon each pick a representative and the winner will prove once and for all who the ultimate company is!!! And in the months leading up to Summerslam, Eric could present WCW sponsored matches and even bring back the old WCW announcers. Paul could do the same thing. I would have Vince pick John Cena to represent WWE, Eric Bishoff could pick Booker T and state that Vince ruined him by making him King Booker and he is now once again the 5 time WCW Champ Booker T. And Heyman could pick Rob Van Dam. But RVD would be exactly like he was in the old ECW and would say Vince has been holding him back. This my freinds, in my opinion would be the ultimate WWE storyline! Can't wait to here your comments! Anyway until Friday night [when I give you my Judgment Day predictions] I'm Junk and you have just been Blogged!