One Night Stand Review and Results

Hey everyone and welcome to another [and much happier] edition of Junk Is Blogged! Let's get straight to the point, One Night Stand results. I will rate the match using stars, zero being the lowest, five being the highest. Let's get to it! The show kicked off with a video package showcasing the extreme rules matches. The Pyro hits and I want to note the set is awesome! It has steel chairs and barbed wire all over! All 3 announce teams are there to call the action. Match #1: Rob Van Dam vs. Randy Orton In A Stretcher Match. Orton focuses on the head a lot but Van Dam manages to strike back and get some offense! Sweet spot by Van Dam when he flips over the top rope and misses Orton just barely! The match ends when Van Dam comes back out of no where and puts orton on the stretcher and rolls him across the white line to win the match! Van Dam celebrates his win but the celebration is cut short when Orton hits him in the back of the head then finishes him off with a DDT off audience barrier! Junk's Rating: Good match to kick things off, and I can't beleive Van Dam won! Although that will probally be the last time we all see him on WWE Television. *** Stars! In the back Vince McMahon tells Shane he has a feeling something bad is going to happen. Junk's Thought: I did'nt really get this? Was Vince talking about his match later or something else? Match #2: CM Punk, Sandman, and Tommy Dreamer vs. Elijah Burke, Matt Striker, and Marcus Cor Von In A Tables Match: This match was so Awesome! there were so many good spots! It reminded me of the Old ECW! The match ended when CM Punk hit the Superplex on Striker, who landed on Elijah Burke through the table for the win! Junk's Rating: Really Good match! I loved when Punk and Dreamer did the old Dudley Boyz get the tables thing! **** Stars! Match #3: The Hardys vs. The Worlds Greatest Tag Team In A Ladder Match for the World Tag Team Championship:Another really Awesome, Awesome match!! The Hardys are the kings at ladder matches and WGTT also put on a really good match! Junk's Rating: Could be my favorite match of the night! **** Stars! In the back we see the Hardys and WGTT. Hass and Benjamen complain to the Hardys, telling them that, that was'nt a wrestling match and they could beat them. A brawl starts! Junk's Thought: I liked this! Mabye we will see some more matches between these two teams! Match #4: Mark Henry vs. Kane In a Lumberjack Match: This match was'nt Bad but defintly was not great either. The lumberjack gimmick added to it. Henry wins with a Bear Hug. Junk's Rating: Slow sometimes but what do you expect with a man Henry's size! ** Stars! Match #5: Bobby Lashley vs. Vince McMahon in a Street Fight for the ECW Championship: Vince comes out with his cronies: Umaga and Shane. They dominate him for a long time then Lashley come back with a huge spear on Shane! Lashley get's a steel chair and hammers Vince with it 8 times! Followed by The Dominator for the 1.2.3!! Junk's Rating: Really good! I'm so glad to see the title off Vince! Lashley is awesome! He truly is one of the best in WWE right now! But truly a really good match! **** Stars! In the back Santino Marella is chatting with Maria when Todd Grisham comes up and ask her who she thinks will win the Pudding match coming up next. She answers with really smart words that neither Santino or Todd understand. Then Candice comes up and says she will beat Melina, and she would like it if she got a good luck kiss. Maria [thinking she meant for her to kiss her] kisses Candice. Santino walks off and says 'God Bless America'! Junk's Thought: Funny little segment! Plus it makes sense once Maria comes out in the pudding match! Match #6: Candice Michelle vs. Melina In a pudding match: Suprisingly there was some wrestling in this match! Still I would'nt call it Extreme! I wish they had like a parking lot brawl or something else. Candice wins when she makes Melina tap out by suffacating her in pudding. After the match Maria celebrates with Candice! Junk's Rating: This match was not too good, but for the gimmick the girls did the best they could! *1/2 Stars! Match #7: Edge vs. Batista In a Steel Cage match for the World Championship: Batista seemed more like his old self in this match, which is a very good thing! It was way better than ther Judgment Day match and just a good match in general! The ending was awesome when Batista was heading out the cage door and Edge was going over the top of the cage! Edge beats Dave and keeps his Championship. Junk's Rating: I liked this match a lot! Really good! ***1/2 Stars! Match #8: John Cena vs. The Great Khali in a Falls Count anywhere match for the WWE Championship: They went all over in this match like they said they would! The match ends in a AMAZING way when Cena, for the first time, delivers the FU from on top of a crane [which was part of the set] for the 1.2.3!! Junk's Rating: Cena is so Awesome! He really delivered in this match, as he always does! Khali of course is not a good wrestler at all! But because of the finish, and the entertaining match premise, and just because of Cena's awesome performance I will give this match *** Stars! If I am correct I gave this PPV a overall score of ***1/2 Stars! I would probally even give it more than that! It was a Awesome, Awesome PPV!! If you missed it shame on you! Anyways I hoped you liked my reveiw and results, and for now on I will post every PPV results along with my review right after the PPV is over! So check it out! Thanks for coming to my blog and tell all your freinds about it! As always I'm Junk and you have just been Blogged!

I Got 2 Words For My Cable Company...

Oh yeah, and any wrestling fan out there knows what those two words are! Ok here is what happened:I was getting ready to order WWE One Night Stand [I order every WWE PPV for those of you who don't know] but when I called to order it the operator said I could'nt! The cable bill was'nt due yet and I have never had this problem before so I had no clue what was going on! And I still don't! So because of my freakin cable company, [Millenium] I don't get to watch ONS until Monday! I will record RAW while I watch a rerun of ONS Monday at 8 pm. I can't even describe to you how upset I am about this! So I have to be careful and avoid all ONS results, so please do not send in results to me! Oh and just so you know after I actually watch the PPV I will post the results and a review of it. But until then me and D Generation-X have got 2 words for Millenium Cable: SUCK IT!!!! I'm Junk and you have just been freakin blogged!

One Night Stand Predictions

Hello my fellow wrestlemaniacs! I am back finally with my WWE One Night Stand predictions. You know I was thinking how many times does it take for this PPV to finally change it's name to Two Night Stand, or now Three Night Stand. Of course this is the first WWE ONS as the other two were just exclusive to ECW. I will miss the Hammerstein Ballroom and the ECW Fans screaming their lungs out: EC-DUB! EC-DUB! EC-DUB! But I really don't think WWE will ever take ECW back to the Hammerstein or anywhere near the ECW Faithful. In fact this years ONS is in Georgia, about as far away from New York as you can get! But still this PPV has a very promising card and heck, mabye some of the ECW Fans will show up just to get at Vince! Well I'm gonna get on with my predictions, but I just want to remind you all to tell me if there is any subject you want me to discuss, because I will, I Promise!! Oh, and pretty soon I will have a new post up on the current state of ECW, so if any of you are interested please check it out! Now my predictions. The Hardyz vs. The Worlds Greatest Tag Team: In A Ladder Match For the World Tag Team Championship: I hope this match kicks off the show! This match should be awesome, and it might even steal the show! I expect Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch to make a run in but who will they help? I think the Hardyz sooooo: Junk's Pick: The Hardyz! Kane vs. Mark Henry: In A Lumberjack Match: Some people will hate this match while others will like it. I want to say I think people are a little to hard on Mark Henry. He's not that bad of a wrestler for a man his size, but that is only my opinion. Anyways what kind of Lumberjacks are they going to have, to throw these two mammoth men back in the ring?! Big Show, The Great Khali, Andre the Giant [Alive and Kicking for One Night Stand], and because there are no other big men that wanted the job we will throw in: Daivari! Ok all kidding aside this could be a very entertaining big man match. Junk's Pick: Mark Henry with out a doubt! In fact I probally pick Henry to win every match he has until he [in all probabilaty] faces Batista. Which brings me to my next match: Edge vs. Batista: In A Steel Cage Match For The World Heavyweight Championship: Their match at Judgment Day was'nt all that spectacular but that was their first time facing each other and if I am not mistaken Batista was not 100 percent that night. Anyways now they are in a steel cage and both men have had some really good steel cage matches. This should be very good and I'm picking, Junk's Pick: Edge. I am pretty confident on this prediction! I don't think he will win it fairly, I think mabye Mark Henry will interfere therefore reigniting the Henry-Batista rivalry. Candice Michelle vs. Melina: In A Pudding Match: You have seen Barbed Wire matches, Elimination Chambers, Steel Cages, Street Fights, and even Inferno Matches, but OH MY GOSH it does'nt get anymore EXTREME than PUDDING!!!! This match is just a tad bit not so extreme but it will probally only last for like 5 minutes max so whatever. By the way are they still using Candice's last name or not, because they always seem to be dropping the Divas last names! I just ate pudding earlier tonight, does that make me EXTREME!?! Anyways... Junk's Pick: Candice Michelle [or mabye just Candice I don't know]. She will win this exteme pudding match and go on to face Melina in a regular match [wich will be much better] at Vengeance. What if Mark Henry and Kane are hungry will they come out and eat the pudding?! Or mabye the pudding will taste like crap and the two Divas will save us five minutes of our lives and fight in the ring! Who Knows? Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam: In A Stretcher Match: And so ends the WWE carrer of RVD. I will pretty much cry when I watch this match. Not cause it will be a bad match, it actually should be a good one, but because this will probally be Van Dam's last match in the WWE. He will be on to TNA [Total Nonsense Action]. Go out with a bang RVD! Make all the ECW and WWE fans around the globe happy and go out with a bang for Sunday will be your last stand in WWE. Junk's Pick: Randy Orton of course. CM Punk, Sandman, and Tommy Dreamer vs. Elijah Burke, Matt Striker, and Marcus Cor Von: In a Tables Match: This could also steal the show! This match has some ECW originals in it and I am happy about that! Punk is a amzing wrestler, and him and Burke seem to mesh really well together! This match is going to be really good! Junk's Pick: CM Punk, Sandman, and Tommy Dreamer. I think the New Breed will lose and Burke will be furious with both Cor Von and Striker, but mainly Striker. Bobby Lashley vs. Mr. McMahon: In A Street Fight For the ECW Championship: This will be a very entertaining match I think! Whenever Vince is in a specialty match [Vince and HBK at Mania 22, Vince and Shane at Mania 17, and Vince and Hogan at Mania 19] it always turns out good! Vince will bring out all his cronies like Shane, Umaga, and even Linda McMahon [just kidding]. But I hope Lashley overcomes and puts some prestige back into the once legendary ECW Championship! I hope it is'nt to late to make the title legendary once again! Junk's Pick: Bobby Lashley. Please Lashley! Please!!! The Great Khali vs. John Cena: In A Falls Count Anywhere match for the WWE Championship: I am going to go ahead and say it: Khali is one of the worst wrestlers ever [even for his size] but Cena is a Awesome wrestler! And I am going to say this match should be very good and highly entertaining! Falls count anywhere so they will probally take it to the crowd, the ramp and everywher throughout the arena! It might even be like some of the classic old ECW matches when they went all over the arena! Junk's Pick: John Cena. The Champ will still be here!! There are my ONS 2007 predictions! Hey it's 2 in the morning so I'm going to rap it up! Leave some comments please!!! Hope you all enjoy WWE's Big weekend: Smackdown, Saturday Night's Main Event, and ONS! Then we all have RAW and ECW the next nights! SWEET! Anyways you guys have all been taken to the extreme and until next time: I'm Junk and you have just been Blogged!