Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Ultimate WWE Storyline

I was sitting around in my house; bored and nothing to do when it came to me: THE ULTIMATE WWE STORYLINE! So without further ado here it is: Vince McMahon makes his way to the ring near the end of Monday Night RAW. He stands in the ring a little while while the fans boo him and after about 2 miniutes or so he yells SHUT UP! Who are you to boo me? I am Vincent Kennedy McMahon! Self made billionare! I created the superbowl of wrestling Wrestlemania! Without me you would'nt even be here in this arena! In fact you should all bow down and worship the ground I walk on! I have taken out all of my competition and if I wanted to take out that "other" company [refering to TNA] I could do it right now! While I am on the subject of other companies let's talk about 2 companies I destroyed: WCW and ECW. I took wrestlers from them that where nobodies like Booker T and RVD and made them into Superstars! I won the ECW title and spit on their legacy! I bought out WCW and laughed in their faces! Pretty soon the originals from ECW will be gone, and Booker T or any other WCW wrestler will never, ever mention they worked for such a company. So I came out here to tell each and everyone of you people that the "old" ECW and WCW have No Chance of ever returning. In Fact they both have No Chance In- Hit Eric Bishoff's music and out he comes walking to the ring. Hello Vince. Do you rember Vince? Do you remember when we, WCW beat you in the ratings for a whole year? Or Do you remember how we had all the Legends like Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair and many more that you now like to call WWE Legends? Or do you remember how you copied off of us when you created D Generation-X? Oh yeah, everybody knows DX is nothing but a ripoff of the NWO! We could have beaten you anytime we wanted to, and I am here to tell you that WWE is not the ultimat company, no Vince the ultimate company is- Hit the old school ECW music and out comes Paul Heyman to what I would hope to be a great fan reaction. Heyman makes his way to the ring and says: Eric, Vince: I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU! First off Eric, WCW Sucked! The only thing you had going for you in WCW was the NWO and I have to say even our mockery of the NWO; the BWO was better! You made all of the great wrestling legends look like fools Eric! But enough about you Eric let me turn my attention to you: Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Vince you may have created Wrestlemania, you may be a billionare but I will never bow down to you! Vince the entire "Attitude Era" was a complete copy of the 3 letters that mean so much to me. My Company was Hardcore before TLC and Elimination Chambers! We where Lewd Crude and in your face before DX ever said Suck It! But My Company was more than that. There was amazing wrestlers Vince, yes wrestlers not superstars in my company. Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko, Rey Mysterio and many more all got national exposure first in my company! And then Vince I went bankrupt, and those 3 letters died. But then Vince you told me you were going to ressurect my baby, but little did I know you where going to kill it more than it ever had been killed before. You made "extreme rules" matches, you jobbed out my originals and you wore my babies championship! You killed my extreme baby! You took it from it's hardcore womb and exposed it to the world of sports entertainment! Vince looks away from Heyman like he is bored and Heyman yells: LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU, YOU WORTHLESS PEICE OF CRAP! I am here to tell you that my company was better than World Championship Wrestling, better than World Wrestling Entertainment because my company was ECW!!!!!! A huge ECW chant would probally break out. After along stare down between the 3 men Vince proposes an idea: At Summerslam you Eric, you Paul, and myself Vincent Kennedy McMahon each pick a representative and the winner will prove once and for all who the ultimate company is!!! And in the months leading up to Summerslam, Eric could present WCW sponsored matches and even bring back the old WCW announcers. Paul could do the same thing. I would have Vince pick John Cena to represent WWE, Eric Bishoff could pick Booker T and state that Vince ruined him by making him King Booker and he is now once again the 5 time WCW Champ Booker T. And Heyman could pick Rob Van Dam. But RVD would be exactly like he was in the old ECW and would say Vince has been holding him back. This my freinds, in my opinion would be the ultimate WWE storyline! Can't wait to here your comments! Anyway until Friday night [when I give you my Judgment Day predictions] I'm Junk and you have just been Blogged!

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

cool
-Zach